Woodturner’s Night Before Christmas

  • Twas the night before Christmas
  • I was still working in my shop
  • It was close to midnight
  • I knew I should stop.
  • I cleaned up the lathe
  • Till it looked oh so sweet
  • And I swept the floor
  • To tidy and neat.
  • My tools were all cleaned
  • And stored in their rack
  • I turned out the light
  • To head for the sack.
  • When I heard a small noise
  • Way in the back
  • I thought to myself
  • A tool fell from the rack.
  • I turned on the light
  • And to my surprise
  • Stood a man by my lathe
  • Decked out in disguise.
  • All dressed in red
  • With a long white beard
  • I said to myself
  • How did Billy get in here?
  • But the man was much smaller
  • With ears like an Elf
  • I let out a chuckle
  • I could not help myself.
  • The little old elf
  • Was so lively and quick,
  • I knew for certain
  • He must be St. Nick.
  • He turned onto me
  • With a smile on his face
  • And he gave me a bow
  • With much charm and grace.

Centred Image

  • He laid a new bowl gouge
  • On my lathe tied with a bow
  • With a wink and a laugh
  • Out the window he did go!
  • I looked out the window
  • There I saw him
  • Climb into a sleigh
  • Filled with wood shavings up to
  • the brim
  • Nested in the shavings
  • So shiny and bright
  • Was a brand-new Powermatic lathe
  • Oh, what at sight!
  • In front of the sleigh
  • So handsome and prancing
  • Were nine little reindeer
  • To a silent tune dancing.
  • At the head of the group
  • They were being lead
  • By a happy young fellow
  • With a nose of bright red.
  • The elf whistled, and shouted,
  • and called them by name:
  • “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER!
  • now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
  • On, COMET! on CUPID! on,
  • DONNER and BLITZEN
  • Now RUDOLF, lead us up and away
  • To next woodturner
  • We have no time
  • Here to stay!”

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